Your Mother's Butt

adamscottblog:

Pete Holmes Show

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

Today we were watching this tornado video that my teacher recorded on VHS in the 1500s, and he kept skipping all these Whose Line is it Anyway commercials. I hissed every time he hit that damn forward button.

But I’m also curious as to why there were at least 10 minutes of promos for Whose Line is it Anyway on the National Geographic channel…

zaynrand:

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IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

2001-2010

myhartbig:

trinitymemes:

HANDLE BARS.

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BAR JOKE JAMBOREE

slaymrie

chelseawelseyknight:

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE


HOW DARE YOU

chelseawelseyknight:

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

HOW DARE YOU

floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies
54 plays

7bands:

So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

GO---> Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favourite followers. Thinking good thoughts about yourself is hard but it will make you feel better so give it a go, for the sake of spreading positivity

Thank youuuu! I feel bad because I never answer these seriously, so I guess I will this time.

1) I’m a pretty good writer.
2) I am compassionate. Unlike any human I know in real life.
3) My tweets make me laugh more than they should.
4) I’m smartish.
5) I have blue eyes and blue eyes are the best eyes.

welovethemtogether:

FAVORITE REAL LIFE FRIENDSHIPS
Amy Poehler & Rachel Dratch